Monica: Phoebe, Listen. You Were With Me, And We Were Shopping All Day.

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Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.

Phoebe: What?

Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch.

Phoebe: Oh, all right. What did I have?

Monica: You had a salad.

Phoebe: Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"