Ross: I Didn't Know What I Was Taking Full Responsibility For!
Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I
didn't finish the whole letter!
Ross: I fell asleep!
Rachel: You fell asleep?!
Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front
Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means "you are," Y-O-U-R means
Rachel: Y'know I can't believe I even thought about getting back together
again! We are so over!!
Ross: [starts to cry] FINE BY ME!! [he opens the door and traps Chandler
Rachel: Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in
handy when you're at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!
Rachel: [to Monica] Sorry!! [to Ross] I just feel bad about all that sleep
you're gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Ross: Oh, no-no-no don't you worry about me falling asleep. I still have
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen
to every guy, and it is a big deal!!
Chandler: I KNEW IT!!!
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Rachel enters.] Monica: (seeing her) Okay, let's go!
! Let's hit the road!! Rachel: Hey! Monica: Let's get the show on it!...
Ross: [sarcastic] Oh please, can't I come to your special, magical cabin?
Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? You're a horrible skier....
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....
Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present? Rachel
Yeah. Monica: Oh, from who? Rachel: From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me....
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...