Phoebe: Oh, I Am Having The Best Karma This Week.
Phoebe: Oh, I am having the best karma this week. First, I find this woman
who knew my parents, and then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his
Ross: Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?
Phoebe: Oh, I wasn't talking about his karma.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Duncan [Phoebe's Husband]: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this.
I'm straight. Phoebe: Huuh. Duncan: Yeah, I know, I....
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.
It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games....
Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
Mischa: [to Monica] And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog.
In seven languages. Monica: Oh. [to Phoebe] Can I have a tissue?...
Phoebe: [entering] Hey! Monica: [runs over to her] I tried to reach you at work.
There's... been a fire. Phoebe: What?! Oh my... [sees the remains of the house] Oh my God!...
Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff
all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility....
Phoebe: Hi. All: Hey. Joey: [to Phoebe] Look at you.
Since when do you roller blade? Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow....