Guru Saj: You Must Be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I Am Guru Saj.

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Guru Saj: You must be Ross.

Ross: Hi.

Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj. (takes the drawer back and replaces)

Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so...

Guru Saj: Well, relax. If it makes you feel better, I_ve attended some of
the finest medical schools in Central America.

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"