Rachel: So Pheebs, Pick One Of Them. Monica: Yeah.
Rachel: So Pheebs, pick one of them.
Monica: Yeah. Which one do you like more?
Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy. Y'know?
He's so burly, he's sooo very burly. (giggles)
Joey: Okay, good, so there you go. Go with Vince.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive.
Chandler: Well sensitive is important, pick him.
Joey: Oh sure, go with the sissy.
Phoebe: Jason is not a sissy!
Joey: Oh no-no-no-no, I meant Chandler.
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Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them.
Let them see what a great guy you still are. Chandle...
Phoebe: Hi. All: Hey. Joey: [to Phoebe] Look at you.
Since when do you roller blade? Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow....
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff
all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility....
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Joey: Hey, Monica bought a bed from the "Mattress King"?
Phoebe: Yeah, so please, please, please, don't say anything to Chandler....
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it.
You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them....