Ross: All Right, Listen, I-I Have That TV Thing In Like Two Hours, And I Need Your Help, Okay?
Ross: All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I
need your help, okay? What do you think? [takes out two suits] This blue
suit, or this brown one?
Joey: Well, the brown one brings out your eyes, but your butt looks great
in the blue one.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Joey: [on phone] Well, so anyway Beth, what I'm saying is I should've considered your feelings before I went home with you that night.
I've ah, I've recently learned what's it like to be on your side of it, and I'm sorry....
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....
Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
Chandler: Alright, so what's it about? Joey: Eggs....
Ross: All we're saying is don't rush into anything.
Joey: Yeah, come on, think about it. You're 18, okay?...
Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love.
Hurt! Hurt! Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!! Ro...
Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff
all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility....
Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room?
Is it real expensive? Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff....