Chandler: [holding A Tissue] And Is This In Case The House Sneezes?
Chandler: [holding a tissue] And is this in case the house sneezes?
Phoebe: No, no, that's the ghost for the attic.
Monica: I don't want a ghost.
Phoebe: Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you've got one, because the house
is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.
Ross: Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient
Indian burial ground? That would never happen.
Phoebe: Okay, obviously you don't know much about the U.S. government.
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Phoebe: [entering] Hey! Monica: [runs over to her] I tried to reach you at work.
There's... been a fire. Phoebe: What?! Oh my... [sees the remains of the house] Oh my God!...
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Lisa: It's an ancient Indian burial ground... Ba
Man, this place has got everything! -- "Bad Dream House" in "Treehouse of Horro...
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it.
You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them....
Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them.
Let them see what a great guy you still are. Chandle...
Monica: Okay, all right don't judge me to much. Okay?
Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop....
Rachel enters.] Monica: (seeing her) Okay, let's go!
! Let's hit the road!! Rachel: Hey! Monica: Let's get the show on it!...
Rachel: So Pheebs, pick one of them. Monica: Yeah.
Which one do you like more? Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy....