Phoebe: Okay, Monica's Are The Biggest. Monica: These Tiny, Little Non-breasts?
Phoebe: Okay, Monica's are the biggest.
Monica: These tiny, little non-breasts?! Please, it's gotta be Rachel.
Rachel: What, no, no, no, mine are deceptively small I mean, I-I-I
actually sometimes, st-stuff my bra.
Monica: All right then, your bra would still be big.
Rachel: No, I stuff outside the bra.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present? Rachel
Yeah. Monica: Oh, from who? Rachel: From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me....
Phoebe: I'm, I'm freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn't have!
All right, I haven't lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something...
Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head?
She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual....
Monica: Pete's breaking up with me. All: What?! Monica
I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk....
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Monica: I feel terrible, I really do. Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friend...