Rachel: Ross, You Had Sex With Another Woman! [Cut To Monica's Bedroom, Both Monica And Phoebe Gasp.
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman!
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]
Monica: Oh my God.
Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did
not grow at all yesterday.
Chandler: Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk...
Monica: Oh!! [hits Chandler and Joey in the head] You guys knew about
this and you didn't tell us?!
Chandler: [to Joey] He has sex, and we get hit in our heads.
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Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Chandler enters hungover and groaning ] Monica: How ya feelin'?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it....
Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff
all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility....
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
Rachel: So Pheebs, pick one of them. Monica: Yeah.
Which one do you like more? Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy....
Joey: [entering, dancing and singing] Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie!
Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! [He dances around the dinner table and exits] Ro...
Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.
It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games....
Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?
Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!...