Mischa: [to Monica] And The Vet Said It Was Time.
Mischa: [to Monica] And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world
away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my
dog. In seven languages.
Monica: Oh. [to Phoebe] Can I have a tissue?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. I just hope you, hope you don't accidentally suck
it up through your nose and choke on it.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
[Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....
Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head?
She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual....
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Monica: Okay, all right don't judge me to much. Okay?
Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop....
Phoebe: [entering] Hey! Monica: [runs over to her] I tried to reach you at work.
There's... been a fire. Phoebe: What?! Oh my... [sees the remains of the house] Oh my God!...
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
Rachel: So Pheebs, pick one of them. Monica: Yeah.
Which one do you like more? Phoebe: Well, Vince is great, y'know `cause, he's like a guy, guy....
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Rachel: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger? Phoebe
Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him. Monica...