Ross: I'm Hurt! I'm Actually Hurt, That You Would Think That I Would Send You Any Of Those Things Out Of Any Thing Other Than Love.

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Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send
you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!

Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!!

Ross: I mean my God...

Rachel: You're hurt!

Ross: ...can't, can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's
office anymorrrrre!!

Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking
your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all
around my desk!

Ross: I would never do that.

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"