Ross: What, So This Guy Is Helping You For No Apparent Reason?
Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Ross: Well, I'm just saying, I mean why else would he just, y'know, swoop
in out of nowhere for no reason.
Rachel: To be nice.
Ross: Hey, Joey. Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?
Joey: No, only for sex.
Ross: Thank you.
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Joey: These little women. Wow! Chandler: Your liking it, huh?
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. I don't see how he could ever forgive her....
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...
Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....
Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love.
Hurt! Hurt! Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!! Ro...
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
Rachel: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
Ross: Oh yes, the weenie from Torrini. Rachel: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo?...
Chloe: [seeing Ross enter] Hey, it's the dinosaur guy.
[runs over to Ross] Hi, Ross. Ross: Oh, hi Chloe....