Rachel: [entering] Okay, Stop What You're Doing, I Need Envelope Stuffers, I Need Stamp Lickers.
Rachel: [entering] Okay, stop what you're doing, I need envelope stuffers,
I need stamp lickers.....
Ross: Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?
Chandler: Me! On my computer.
Ross: Well you sure used a large font.
Chandler: Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad
co-captain only took up so much room.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Chandler enters hungover and groaning ] Monica: How ya feelin'?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it....
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....
Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Chloe: [seeing Ross enter] Hey, it's the dinosaur guy.
[runs over to Ross] Hi, Ross. Ross: Oh, hi Chloe....