Ross: Hi, I'm Selling Brown Bird Cookies. Woman: You're No Brown Bird, I Can See You Through My Peephole.
Ross: Hi, I'm selling Brown Bird cookies.
Woman: You're no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.
Ross: No, hi, I'm, I'm an honorary Brown Bird [does the Brown Bird salute.]
Woman: What does that mean?
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but I'm not invited to
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
At the Brown Bird meeting] Ross: [to the girl sitting next to him] Hi there.
How many, how many ah, did you sell? Girl: I'm not gonna tell you!...
Ross: All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay?
What do you think? [takes out two suits] This blue suit, or this brown one?...
Chloe: [seeing Ross enter] Hey, it's the dinosaur guy.
[runs over to Ross] Hi, Ross. Ross: Oh, hi Chloe....
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
Ross: Mon, Mon, are you OK? Monica: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?
Ross: Yeah. Monica: Well, I just caught the live show....
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
Ross: Anyway. That's when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game....
Ross: [sarcastic] Oh please, can't I come to your special, magical cabin?
Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? You're a horrible skier....
Phoebe: Oh, I am having the best karma this week. First, I find this woman who knew my parents, and then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house.
Ross: Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?...