Ross: Hi, I'm Selling Brown Bird Cookies. Woman: You're No Brown Bird, I Can See You Through My Peephole.

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Ross: Hi, I'm selling Brown Bird cookies.

Woman: You're no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.

Ross: No, hi, I'm, I'm an honorary Brown Bird [does the Brown Bird salute.]

Woman: What does that mean?

Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but I'm not invited to

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"