Phoebe: I'm, I'm Freaking Out! Monica Kinda Trusted Me With Something And She Shouldn't Have!
Phoebe: I'm, I'm freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and
she shouldn't have! All right, I haven't lived here in a while, so I have
to ask you something: does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?
Rachel: Um. yeah.
Phoebe: I am soo dead. [goes to Monica's room]
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
[Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....
Monica: Okay, all right don't judge me to much. Okay?
Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop....
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Phoebe: [entering] Hey! Monica: [runs over to her] I tried to reach you at work.
There's... been a fire. Phoebe: What?! Oh my... [sees the remains of the house] Oh my God!...
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
Phoebe: What? Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch....
Monica: Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there's no future?
Either they're too old, or they're too young, and then there's Pete who's-who's crazy about me, and who's absolutely perfect for me, and there's like zip going on!...
Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head?
She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual....