Dr. Green: You Know What's Really Good Here, The Lobster.
Dr. Green: You know what's really good here, the lobster. What do you say
- shall I just order three?
Ross: Yeah, if you're really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a
joke, I made a joke.
Rachel: Yeah. Actually, Daddy, Ross is allergic to lobster.
Dr. Green: What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of
person that works at a library.
Ross: It's not a library...
Dr. Green: [interrupting him] I know!! It's a museum! What, you're the
only one around here who can make a joke? At least mine was funny.
Ah, waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
on "The Days of our Lives":] Amber: I want you Drake.
Dr. Remore: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way....
Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
Ross: [sarcastic] Oh please, can't I come to your special, magical cabin?
Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? You're a horrible skier....
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Rachel: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
Ross: Oh yes, the weenie from Torrini. Rachel: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo?...
At the Brown Bird meeting] Ross: [to the girl sitting next to him] Hi there.
How many, how many ah, did you sell? Girl: I'm not gonna tell you!...