Monica: So, Ross, What's Going On With You? Any Stories?

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Monica: So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? [Digs her elbow
into his hand] No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?

Ross: [Pulls his hand away] Okay! Okay. [To Mr. & Mrs. Geller] Look, I, uh-
I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol
and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living
with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan
are going to raise the baby.

[Stunned silence]

Mrs. Geller: [Turns to Monica] And you knew about this?!

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"