Phoebe: Oh! You Know My Friend Abby Who Shaves Her Head?
Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She said that if
you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing
Rachel: Phoebes, this woman is voluntarily bald.
Phoebe: Yeah. So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. It's Valentine's
Day. It's perfect.
Monica: Ok, well, what kind of ritual?
Phoebe: Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.
Phoebe: Or...or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.
Monica: Burning's good.
Rachel: Burning's good. Yeah, I got stuff to burn.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...
Monica: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called "Be Your Own Windkeeper".
It's about how women need to become more empowered....
Phoebe: Do you at least know what route we're on? Rachel
Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27. Phoebe: Okay....
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Phoebe: Okay. [She puts the car in gear. The car moves a few feet and sputters to a stop.
] Phoebe: Oh, no! Rachel: What, what's it, what's going on?...
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
[Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....