Rachel: We Should Definetly Play Football More Often.
Rachel: We should definetly play football more often. Maybe there's like
a league we could join or something.
Phoebe: Isn't there a national football league?
Chandler: Yes. Yes, there is, they play on Sundays and Monday nights.
Rachel: Oh shoot! I work Monday nights.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
Rachel: You're twins? Phoebe: Yeah. We don't speak.
She's like this high-powered, career driven type. Chandle...
Monica: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
Mrs. Greene: You thought I was Rachel? Chandle...
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...
Monica: So, Chandler, who's on your list? Chandle
Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit....
Phoebe: We could eat the wax! It's organic. Chandle
Oh great, food with hair on it. Phoebe: No, not the used wax....
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them.
Let them see what a great guy you still are. Chandle...