A Cop Stopped Me For Speeding. He Said, 'Why Were You Going So Fast?

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A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so
fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an
accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the
engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing?
This steers it'
-- Stephen Wright