Westheimer's Time Estimation Rule: Estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by 2, and add 3, indpendent of the units of time.
A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.
I don't know, ask Cathy.
Bye's First Law of Model Railroading: Anytime you wish to demonstrate something, the number of faults encountered is proportional to the number of viewers.
Wolfgang's Third Law: It can't work.
Don's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
Si six scies scient six saucissions, six cent six scies scieront six cent six saucissions.
(If 6 saws saw 6 sausages, 606 saws will saw 606 sausages....
Un chasseur sachant chasser chasse sans son chien. (A hunter who knows how to hunt hunts without his dog.
Ton the' t'a-t'il ote' ton toux?.. (Did the tea cure your cough?)
Dinon dina, dit on, du dos dodu d'un dodu dindon. (Dindon dined, said he, on the fat back of a fat turkey.