It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected
carefully planned projects only twice as long....
Wynne's Law: Negative slack tends to increase.
Boren's Law: When in doubt, mumble.
Q's Law: No matter what stage of completion one reaches in a project, the cost of the remainder of the project remains constant.