The Peter Principle: In every hierarchy, each employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence
every post tends to be filled by an employee incompetent to execute its duties....
Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.
Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
Parkinson's Second Law: Expenditures rise to meet income.
Shanahan's Law: The length of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people present.
Zymurgy,s Seventh Exception to Murphy's Laws: When it rains it pours.
Internal consistency is more highly valued than efficiency.
Jenkinson's Law: - It won't work.
The DREA Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions, the experimental apparatus will do exactly as it pleases.
Skip's Lament: Given any problem containing N equations, There will be n+1 unknowns.