Misster, Do You Vant To Buy A Duck.
Misster, do you vant to buy a duck.
Misster, do you vant to buy a duck?
Meester, do you vant to buy a duck?
Would you like some duck for lunch, eh misster, would you?
Wanna buy a duck?
Q: Do you know how to tell a Polack at a cockfight?
A: He's the only one with a duck. Q: Do you know how to tell an Aggie at a cockfight?...
How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.
Seems like this duck waddles into a pharmacy, waddles up to the prescription counter and rings the bell.
The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help you?...
Just remember, he knows more than you do!" "I have a Master's Degree!
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