1) Advice For The Day: If You Have A Lot Of Tension And You Get A Headache, Do What It Says On The Aspirin Bottle
1) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and Keep away from children"
Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.
You are so aggravating you could give an aspirin a headache.
Homer: They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes.
[hands Marge a pack of Laramies] Marge: Mmm....
Scott: "Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children.
They want everything right now, and they want it their way....
And on the seventh day, He took an aspirin.
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
-- John Barrymore...
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
Brief History Of Linux (#12) A note from Bill Gates' second grade teache
Billy has been having some trouble behaving in class lately....