5) Do You Know Why They Call It "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" Was Taken.
5) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken. --Unknown, presumed deceased
PMS? No, I'm always like this. Why do you ask?
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Q: How do you tell a woman with PMS from a woman without PMS? A: Beats the hell out of me!
Why do you think they call it a joystick?
Why do you think they call it birth **CONTROL**?
Why do you think they call it "find"?
You know your child is not too smart when during the school period, roll call is taken and the child is stuck for an answer.
The cow is now a widow, because you shot the bull.
Q: Do you know why the new Michael Jackson album is called "Dangerous"?
A: Because the record company execs couldn't spell "Androgynous"....