Did you know that Spiro Agnew is an anagram of "Grow a Peni
Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.?
District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity
(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and ...
Do something big -- fuck a gia
Do you cheat on your wife?" asked the psychiatrist. "Who else?" answered the patient.
Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.
Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash." -- Bo Diddley
Draft beer, not people
Eat the rich -- the poor are tough and stringy.
Eisenhower was very nice, Nixon was his only vice. -- C. Dege