Condoms are like listening to a symphony with cotton in your ears.
Conservative, n.: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead. -- Leo C. Roste
Conserve energy -- make love more slowly.
Cunnilingus is next to godliness.
Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you? _____FIRST you rape, ____THEN you pillage!
Dear Lord, observe this bended knee This visage meek and humble, And hear this confidential plea Voiced in reverent mumble
Give me Shylock, give me Fagin But O God spare me Ronald Reagan! ...
Dear Mr. Seldes: I cannot remember the exact wording of the statement to which you allude
but what I meant was that ......
Democracy can learn some things from Communism: for example, when a Communist politician is through, he is through.
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? ... Seats 500.