Beneath this stone a virgin lies, For her life held no terrors.
A virgin born, a virgin died: No hits, no runs, no errors....
Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.
Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
Build a better mousetrap, the saying goes -- and with the brassiere, Yankee Ingenuity did exactly that.
But their true stroke of genius was the new bait. The old fashioned mousetrap was loaded wi...
But the reward of a successful collaboration is a thing that cannot be produced by either of the parties working alone.
It is akin to the benefits of sex with a partner, as opposed to masturba...
California is proud to be the home of the freeway." -- Ronald Reaga
Can you hammer a 6-inch spike into a wooden plank with your penis?
"Uh, not right now." "Tsk. A girl has to have some standards." -- "Real Geniu...
Captain Hook died of jock itch.
Chaste makes waste.