When God created man, She was only testing.
When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it. -- Charles Merrill Smith
When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.
-- Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome scandal)...
When it all boils down to the essence of truth one must live by a dog's rule of life
if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it!...
When the surgeon came to see her on the morning after her operation, the young woman asked her somewhat hesitantly how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.
I really haven't thou...
While I, with my usual enthusiasm, Was exploring in Ermintrude's busiasm, She explained, "They are flat, But think nothing of that -- You will find that my sweet sister Susiasm.
White House carpenters have reworked the master bedroom, remodeling it so that Ronnie can sleep with his head in the hall.
That way, by the time he wakes up, somebody will have already shined hi...
Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? -- G. Gordon Liddy
Why marry a virgin? If she wasn't good enough for the rest of them then she isn't good enough for you.
Women Unite! Make *___him* sleep in the wet spot tonight!