Getting an education at the University of California is like having $
50.00 shoved up your ass, a nickel at a time....
God built a compelling sex drive into every creature, no matter what style of fucking it practiced.
He made sex irresistibly pleasurable, wildly joyous, free from fears. He made it innocent me...
God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.
God is an atheist.
God is as real as I am," the old man said. My faith was restored, for I new that Santa would never lie.
God is big, so don't fuck with him.
God isn't dead -- he's been busted
God isn't dead, He's just trying to avoid the draft.
God must love assholes -- She made so many of them.