A Wanton Young Lady From Wimley Reproached For Not Acting Quite Primly Said, "Heavens Above!
A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
Said, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such an entrancing facsimile."
A wanton young lady from Wimley Reproached for not acting quite primly Said, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love, But it's such an entrancing facsimile....
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
-- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his maid by the sea, Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!
Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me....
In what he called the 'great tradition of warnings in presidential farewell
' Reagan reproached the movies, television and young parents for failing to indoctrinate American youth in 200-proof patriotism, the way they did in his day....
I SAID I LOVE ALL MANKIND *DAMMIT*!! -- A deity from CEREBUS
Burns: Smithers, guess what happened to me last night?
Smithers: I don't know, sir. You had sex with that old woman?...
For all we know Of what the blessed do above Is, that they sing, and that they love.
-- Edmund Waller (1605-1687) -- While I listen to thy Voice...