A Mathematician Named Hall Has A Hexahedronical Ball, And The Cube Of Its Weight Times His Pecker's, Plus Eight Is His Phone Number -- Give Him A Call.
A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball,
And the cube of its weight
Times his pecker's, plus eight
Is his phone number -- give him a call..
A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker's, plus eight Is his phone number -- give him a call.
When asked the definition of "pi": The Mathematicia
Pi is the number expressing the relationship between the circumference of a circle and its diameter....
CERBERUS, n. The watch-dog of Hades, whose duty it was to guard the entrance -- against whom or what does not clearly appea
everybody, sooner or later, had to go there, and nobody wanted to carry off the entrance....
You can call him an outdoor boy if he has the bloom of youth on his cheeks and the cheeks of youth in his bloomers.
BONDSMAN, n. A fool who, having property of his own, undertakes to become responsible for that entrusted to another to a third.
Philippe of Orleans wishing to appoint one of his favorites, a dissolute nobleman, to a high office, asked him what security he would be able to give....
Each man has his own vocation; his talent is his call.
There is one direction in which all space is open to him. Ralph Waldo Emerso...
I believe you have the wrong number," said the old gentleman into the phone.
You'll have to call the weather bureau for that information....
Einstein is an analytical mathematician seeking to give a physical interpretation to the conclusions of his mathematical process.
In this he is hampered by a load of contradictory and absurd assumptions of the school that he follows, which throws him into all manner of difficulty....
Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....