Back In The Good Ole Days In Texas, When Stagecoaches And The Like Was Popular, There Were Three People In A Stagecoach One Day

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Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stagecoaches and the like was
popular, there were three people in a stagecoach one day: a true red-
blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city-slicker from
back East, and a beautiful and well-endowed Texas lady. The city-
slicker kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned forward and said,
"Lady, I'll give you $10 for a blow job." The Texas gentleman looked
appalled, pulled out his pistol, and killed the city-slicker on the
spot. The lady gasped and said, "Thank you, suh, for defendin' mah
honor!" Whereupon the Texan holstered his gun and said, "Your honor,
hell! No tenderfoot is gonna raise the price of women in Texas!"