You Have Just Returned From A Trip To Green Bay, Wisconsin In January And Tell Your Boss That Nobody But Whores And Football Players Live There.

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You have just returned from a trip to Green Bay, Wisconsin in January
and tell your boss that nobody but whores and football players live
there. He mentions that his wife is from Green Bay. You:

(a) Pretend you are suffering from amnesia and don't remember your

(b) Ask what position she played.

(c) Ask if she is still working the streets.