You Are At A Business Lunch When You Are Suddenly Overcome With An Uncontrollable Desire To Pick Your Nose.

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You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an
uncontrollable desire to pick your nose. Since this is definitely a
no-no, you:

(a) Pretend to wave to someone across the room and with one fluid
motion, bury your forefinger in your nostril right up to the 4th

(b) Get everyone drunk and organize a nose picking contest with a prize
to the one who makes his nose bleed first.

(c) Drop your napkin on the floor and when you bend over to pick it up,
blow your nose on your sock.