Queensboro President Donald Mannis, Charged With Receiving Bribes In Exchange For City Contracts, Resigned On Tuesday.

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"Queensboro president Donald Mannis, charged with receiving bribes in
exchange for city contracts, resigned on Tuesday. Mannis feels he must
devote more time to impending litigation, some of which might emanate
from a recent statement he made comparing New York Mayor Ed Koch to
Nazi Martin Bormann. A spokesman from the Bormann estate said they are
weighing the odds of a slander suit. Mayor Koch could naturally be
reached for comment, but we chose not to listen."
-- Dennis Miller, "Saturday Night Live"