Q: How Do You Tell If You're Making Love To A Nurse, A Schoolteacher, Or An Airline Stewardess?

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Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,
or an airline stewardess?
A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says:
"We're going to have to do this over and over again until we get it
right." An airline stewardess says: "Just hold this over your
mouth and nose, and breath normally."