A Worried Young Man From Stamboul Founds Lots Of Red Spots On His Tool.
A worried young man from Stamboul
Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
"Get out of my clinic;
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!"
The doctor had just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination.
The best thing for you to do," the M.D. said, "is give up drinking, give up smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women....
Casey came home from seeing the doctor looking very worried.
His wife said, "What's the problem?" He said, "The doctor told me I have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life....
I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Did you ever see a doctor?" "No, just spots.
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
Did you hear that David of the Bible was nothing but a young man who used leather to get his rocks off.
Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
[Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....
Nasrudin returned to his village from the imperial capital, and the villagers gathered around to hear what had passed.
At this time," said Nasrudin, "I only want to say that the King spoke to me....