BOFH Excuses

Cosmic ray particles crashed through the hard disk platte
Smell from unhygienic janitorial staff wrecked the tape head
Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming
Evil dogs hypnotised the night shif
Plumber mistook routing panel for decorative wall fixture
Electricians made popcorn in the power supply
Groundskeepers stole the root password
high pressure system failure
failed trials, system needs redesigned
ystem has been recalled

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