Scheduled global CPU outage
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday.
Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. -- Steven Wrigh...
You really are getting older if you can remember when the band could play on, even during a power outage.
The Internet is being scanned for viruses.
internet is needed to catch the etherbunny
Hi - internet = email@example.com
Internet: The Autobaun of the computer world.
MUDders do it over the InterNet.
The AntiChrist is the Internet ! -- DISCLAIMER