"Mr Scott, I have a fix - it's Captain Kirk !"
"Mr Scott to transporter room. Lock onto navigator's coordinates and beam
to the bridge immediately"
The captain materialized next to the navigator console, with an extremely
surprised look on his face.
"Cap'n Kirk, it's good to see you" beamed Scotty (through force of habit).
"Scotty, your sense of timing is dreadful", said Kirk, hurriedly zipping
himself up, "sorry about your console Checksum - well done Mr Scott.
Dr McCoy, search the ship's library for an archive program called CRASHME.C.
Run it through the universal translator into Pascal, and bring the
result to the Transport Level as soon as it is ready. Now Mr Scott,
why is my Error Logger bright blue ?'
"Mr Scott to transporter room. Lock onto navigator's coordinates and beam
to the bridge immediately"
The captain materialized next to the navigator console, with an extremely
surprised look on his face.
"Cap'n Kirk, it's good to see you" beamed Scotty (through force of habit).
"Scotty, your sense of timing is dreadful", said Kirk, hurriedly zipping
himself up, "sorry about your console Checksum - well done Mr Scott.
Dr McCoy, search the ship's library for an archive program called CRASHME.C.
Run it through the universal translator into Pascal, and bring the
result to the Transport Level as soon as it is ready. Now Mr Scott,
why is my Error Logger bright blue ?'
Related:
- Hi Folks,
The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom
and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy... - The Diagnostic Supervisor stepped out of Turbolift TLA3:
and stared at the carnage before him on the bridge... - Kirk watched the image of /usr/planet dwindle in the viewer,
and turned off his backup copy of the Error Logger... - The trio entered /usr/pub, and took a small table. Around them
people were drinking and engaged in unintelligible arguments (like "-cFS"
or "-xb 250").
A swarthy individual approached the group, and thrust... - Mr Scott, I have successfully mounted an area of /usr/planet as a remote
NFS client disk
"Excellent Checksum.
Remind me to mention you in 'Software Dispatch'" "Scotty"... - TOP TEN TREK TRANSPORTER MALFUNCTION EPISODES WE HAVEN'T SEEN (YET):
10.An AWAY team disappears and the mystery isn't solved... - In the wink of an event flag, Kirk was back in a COM state.
"Spock, $WAKE" "SPOCK-F-ISTHATTHETIME-What's the matter... - YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna
on the radio in your work area for better reception
All your sentences begin with "what if"
At Christmas,
it goes without saying that you will be the one to... - Dead Men Read No Mail
My father died on Jan 02, 1995.
He left no forwarding address. Therefore, it fell...
