Sign in school: "In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended."
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- Close only counts,in horseshoes,
and atomic... - She was so ugly that I took her to the top of the Empire
State building and planes started to attack her... - This from Air & Space/Smithsonian magazine:
The three-letter airport identifier for Sioux City,
Iowa, under attack by state officials, will be changed... - Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies
** During all police investigations,
it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least... - Temporarily out of tag
lines....... - This tagline temporarily out of
service... - Secretary Regan didn't like the federal rescue of that big Illinois bank,
but finally decided that in this case FDIC meant further... - Tagline dispenser temporarily out of
order... - Things to do When Bored
-Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs
-Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings
-Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button
-Water your dog.
see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself...
From the same category:
- Sign on auto body shop:
"May we have the next dents... - Sign in a veterinary's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay... - Sign at a computer store:
"Out for a quick byte... - Sign at a muffler shop:
"No muff too tough for us... - Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser.
The ninth one just left...
