Sign in a car dealership office: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day
Non-smoking area:
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire... - SIGNS:
** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed."
** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ** Pizza... - Actual Signs
** In the front yard of a funeral home,
"Drive carefully, we'll wait." ** On an electrician's... - Things to do When Bored
-Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs
-Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings
-Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button
-Water your dog.
see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself... - TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.... - Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking
to each other with sign language.
Mute #1 (SIGN)"What would you like to do?" Mute... - I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?).
When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I... - A fellow went to work one day and was met at the door by his boss.
"You're fired, and there may be a summons for your...
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