Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
Related:
- Signs of life....
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day
Non-smoking area:
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire... - Actual Signs
** In the front yard of a funeral home,
"Drive carefully, we'll wait." ** On an electrician's... - SIGNS:
** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed."
** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ** Pizza... - Food is so expensive,
anyone who burps is a liar... - Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way... - Office sign: "Ace exterminating - we kill bugs dead,
walk-ins welcome... - Sign on restaurant window:
"Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong)... - Sign at fast-food place:
"PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY... - Q: What's invisible and smells like dog food?
A:
Old people's farts...
From the same category:
- Sign in beauty shop window:
"Dye now... - Sign in a cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace... - Office sign: "Ace exterminating - we kill bugs dead,
walk-ins welcome... - Sign seen in London department store:
"Bargain Basement... - Sign on a government issue car:
"Fulton county disaster coordinator...
