Why did the turkey cross the road?

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• Why did the turkey cross the road?
  It was the chicken's day off...
• Why did the elephant cross the road?
  It was the chicken's day off...
• Why did the Baby cross the road? ...
  It was strapped to the Chicken...
• Q:Why did the pervert cross the road? A:
  Because he was stuck to the chicken...
• Why did the chicken cross the road??
  Too long to go around.......
• Or why did the Chicken Cross the road?
  To get away from the ethopian...
• Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A:
  To prove to the armadillo that it could be done...
• Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A:
  Because the chicken called in sick...
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
  To show the possum it could be done...