I tried snorting coke once. I almost drowned.
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- I tried snorting coke ...
and almost DROWNED... - I tried OS/2 once,
but I didn't inhale... - MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHTS
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese -
think about this one. I'm not cheap, but I am on special... - Excuse the spelling,
I have been snorting to much code... - I tried phone sex once,
but the holes were too small... - One Liners Worth Remembering
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soar,
but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Early... - I tried the rest but bought the
best!!!... - More One Liners
* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
* For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened... - I tried to contain myself,
but I escaped...
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- Did anyone see my lost
carrier... - Multi-tasking -
screwing up several things at once... - Bill Clinton:
the EDLIN of presidents... - I've plummeted to my death and I can't
get up... - If evolution is outlawed,
only outlaws will evolve...
