Tomato paste - what you use to fix broken tomatoes.
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- Q: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?
A: A HIGH-POT-IN-USE Q: What do you call a broken... - No," said the teacher, "it's a tomato.
But that shows you were thinking... - Do not use if safety seal is
broken... - A Fix-it Ticket
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is
pulled over by a cop.
Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to... - A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber:
Gee, how come you look so red? Tomato: I saw the salad... - Paste
... - If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft...
Patron:
Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your... - If it ain't broke,
you CAN'T fix it... - If you can't fix it call it a
feature...
