You tell 'em, Cucumber, I've been pickled.
Related:
- A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber:
Gee, how come you look so red? Tomato: I saw the salad... - You tell 'em, Cemetery,
You are so grave... - You tell 'em, Hunter,
I'm game... - When you were aborted not too long ago,
You must have been the cutest thing.
I can see you perched on some museum shelf. Just sitting... - PAR FOR THE MAIN COURSE
I’m doing a dangerous thing.
I’m spending tonight outdoors alone. Ah...a fire... - ROMAN CATHOLICS
Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said... - Cucumbers are Better:
You can open a cucumber using only your teeth... - Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber,
skin 'n' all... - You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and
keep 'em!...
