While the world turns the screws tighten.
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- Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure the everything possible is... - Has a few screws loose.
Otherwise ok... - Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away,
float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look... - the light bulb
How does Bill Gates change a light bulb?
He just declares darkness the standard. Or he holds... - Did you hear about the <ETHNIC> who moved his entire house
six inches to the side?
He needed to tighten his loose clothesline... - A happy villager riding his donkey and singing happily his country rural
part of culture songs to reach his happy warm home in hurry to squeeze his
rural,
will be happy to re-multiply again wife. But Jeeze... - Q:" How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to assure the everything possible is... - My favorite practical joke was performed back in high school on the director
of our Audio Visual Dept.
Upon purchasing a brand new, expensive video camera...
